im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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