It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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