Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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