We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
God I need to hump something, right now.
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