i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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