I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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