You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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