the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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