you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize