i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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