is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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