but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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