It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
my being single is dangerous.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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