ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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