the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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