The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
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I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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