i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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