He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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