I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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