I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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