let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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