Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Randomize
