if you like me you must not know who I am
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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