Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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