before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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