At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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