I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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