She's JV to your varsity
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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