Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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