walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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