You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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