Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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