To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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