You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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