You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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