are you still at the devil's house?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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