K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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