For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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