trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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