Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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