hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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