I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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