VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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