no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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