Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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