I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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