So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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