i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.