I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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