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• (217): View more from Illinois

  she looks like luggage that fell from a plane

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.

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• (626): View more from California

  i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.

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• (264): View more from Anguilla

  I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning

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  I love you more by the minute

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  It just smells like spaghetti and despair.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.

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  Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society

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• (631): View more from New York

  She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.

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