I don't think brook has ever known best
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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