Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
And then he peed in my hair
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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