What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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