So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
