Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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