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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize