I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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