So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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