butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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