That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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