I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Randomize
