Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Two words: blizzard sex
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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